The Girl with the Gap tooth

Today's post speaks a little about me, incase you don't know am the girl with the gap tooth.
Having a gap tooth in the Western part of this world signifies some nice things and make believe feelings neglecting the medical facts.
Having a gap tooth, brings an attention to your face, make you self conscious and when you smile (O my God) it's like the sun has come out to shine 😎, so the rest of us have to use shades (lol).So, supernaturally it attracts people to you and they favor you, like rending assistance. (Abeg make una no go put diastema for your front teeth just because say I talk am o).

So enjoy this little poem from moi.


She's got locks on her hair
Piercings on her ears
Zits on her face
Her smile is forced
With dimples on her upper cheeks
She has an Hippo facade
With an attitude of
'I don't care!'
She constantly testify
But her carefulness
Is covered by layers of thin wool
When she is sober
It falls like rain drops
On a take away bed
She's got no friend
Except a walking stick
She took from her Gran's house
For her foes
Because they act as bitches
Like in the mid ages
When some wear breeches
They'll say
'Its a legendary fashion'
Oh please!
She soliloquies to herself
Gratitudes were pity
In her dic surety
She's almost a shrew
Abnormally sarcastic
That makes her unique
With no livelyhood
She's got her dreams
Her hope in tommorow
Free wills in her world
Like butterfly sucking nectar
A tiny bitty flicker
coruscate from head to toe
When an handsome guy smile
Her toes also wiggle in delights
She had insecurities coming on
Her zits wanting a stay
Till and until eon
Aloe vera with honey
Lime juice with tumeric powder
Brown and white dusting powder
Toothpaste and lukewarm water
Low fat healthy diet
White meat facial diet
All she tried
All can't happen at once
She knows
With months of relentless practice
Her face shone
Like a sleeping beauty
Awoken by her prince charming
But still
She's famous today
As the girl with the gap tooth

With so much love.